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Simon Cowell Censors the Internet?

June 2, 2011

“And so to BGT 2011. With Ronan ready to be unveiled, SYCO bosses, under instructions from Simon did something not done in previous series of BGT; the winner of BGT 2011 was decided long before the first auditions took place and that winner HAD to be Ronan Parke. With Ronan now 12, he looked and sounded just as SYCO had planned, but time was running out. Soon Ronan would be going into puberty and his voice would eventually break, so BGT 2011 had to be the vehicle to launch Ronan’s career; another year and as a singer he would probably be beyond any meaningful career and the opportunity will have been missed. With all this investment in Ronan, the production managers at SYCO TV are ready to deliver Ronan as ordered. Again, I need to stress, Ronan and his parents know nothing of this and have no idea Ronan will win BGT this weekend.”

“As one senior SYCO executive said to me recently. ‘These people are mugs. They’ll sign away their own mother just to get on tv. It’s a fucking turkey-shoot and then we own their arses!'”

Real or not real?

You decide. Er I mean pick up the phone and vote, goy.

Psycho. Hahaha.

Y’know, the funny thing is, I’m sort of vaguely interested now to see whether the bieber clone wins. Because if he wins then is this article proven right?

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